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<rss xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" version="2.0"><channel><atom:link rel="hub" href="http://tumblr.superfeedr.com/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom"/><description>Posting in hope to make you smile.</description><title>The life and times of Mario Cruz</title><generator>Tumblr (3.0; @epicmario)</generator><link>http://epicmario.tumblr.com/</link><item><title>blink-floyd:


woah just take it easy man

</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mczfjqV48m1rvab4ao1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://blink-floyd.tumblr.com/post/35461392028/woah-just-take-it-easy-man"&gt;blink-floyd&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;

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&lt;p&gt;woah just take it easy man&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mdb3cgHiKZ1qdfxa3.jpg"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://epicmario.tumblr.com/post/45326267728</link><guid>http://epicmario.tumblr.com/post/45326267728</guid><pubDate>Wed, 13 Mar 2013 21:56:01 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>jadehalrey:

*whispers to u during sex* can i copy ur algebra homework
</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://jadehalrey.tumblr.com/post/45060040059/whispers-to-u-during-sex-can-i-copy-ur-algebra"&gt;jadehalrey&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;*whispers to u during sex* can i copy ur algebra homework&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://epicmario.tumblr.com/post/45326203838</link><guid>http://epicmario.tumblr.com/post/45326203838</guid><pubDate>Wed, 13 Mar 2013 21:54:51 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/e39c73621d748980d50aa022bf0e9450/tumblr_mhgy21fhXq1rjyrjno1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://epicmario.tumblr.com/post/45326185704</link><guid>http://epicmario.tumblr.com/post/45326185704</guid><pubDate>Wed, 13 Mar 2013 21:54:32 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>mytamponjustfellout:

chiitomero:

If I ever see you guys in real life I’m screaming your URL as...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://mytamponjustfellout.tumblr.com/post/41673590022/chiitomero-if-i-ever-see-you-guys-in-real-life"&gt;mytamponjustfellout&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://chiitomero.tumblr.com/post/41673560760/if-i-ever-see-you-guys-in-real-life-im-screaming"&gt;chiitomero&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;If I ever see you guys in real life I’m screaming your URL as loud as I can&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I dare you.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://epicmario.tumblr.com/post/45326132813</link><guid>http://epicmario.tumblr.com/post/45326132813</guid><pubDate>Wed, 13 Mar 2013 21:53:34 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>shmenderson:

Can we talk about the word queue
How many of those letters are really necessary
I...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://shmenderson.tumblr.com/post/44921491719/can-we-talk-about-the-word-queue-how-many-of" class="tumblr_blog"&gt;shmenderson&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;Can we talk about the word queue&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;How many of those letters are really necessary&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I count one&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://epicmario.tumblr.com/post/45326114160</link><guid>http://epicmario.tumblr.com/post/45326114160</guid><pubDate>Wed, 13 Mar 2013 21:53:14 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>iloveyoulikekanyeloveskanye:

boys like it when youre playfully mean to them. call them names. punch...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://iloveyoulikekanyeloveskanye.tumblr.com/post/44771915635/boys-like-it-when-youre-playfully-mean-to-them"&gt;iloveyoulikekanyeloveskanye&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;boys like it when youre playfully mean to them. call them names. punch them on the shoulder. murder their families &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://epicmario.tumblr.com/post/45326084447</link><guid>http://epicmario.tumblr.com/post/45326084447</guid><pubDate>Wed, 13 Mar 2013 21:52:41 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/755a4da2feb512aaaa7f60829f00e8c2/tumblr_mjmqk6LoUR1qaho1po1_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/0163870d106fbc7969cb0be8136d568c/tumblr_mjmqk6LoUR1qaho1po3_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/832ef9de3da83b23efdd8aade743a9cd/tumblr_mjmqk6LoUR1qaho1po2_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/c49c10569ef3542eb81b6e17bb7b479a/tumblr_mjmqk6LoUR1qaho1po6_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/29e933587a2f95fe1a8535f8adfe994c/tumblr_mjmqk6LoUR1qaho1po4_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/015a7369bd8be00b16e16f527c7fe26e/tumblr_mjmqk6LoUR1qaho1po8_r1_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/41881984c564e4bb492a347a7ed548ed/tumblr_mjmqk6LoUR1qaho1po7_r1_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/bc2ea4025011d270590fcee090044d1c/tumblr_mjmqk6LoUR1qaho1po5_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://epicmario.tumblr.com/post/45325801417</link><guid>http://epicmario.tumblr.com/post/45325801417</guid><pubDate>Wed, 13 Mar 2013 21:47:39 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>sexnoise:

Went from president to real nigga in seconds.
</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m7hk03k1ME1qdlh1io1_400.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://sexnoise.tumblr.com/post/40718631735/went-from-president-to-real-nigga-in-seconds"&gt;sexnoise&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;Went from president to real nigga in seconds.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://epicmario.tumblr.com/post/40746354141</link><guid>http://epicmario.tumblr.com/post/40746354141</guid><pubDate>Wed, 16 Jan 2013 21:54:17 -0800</pubDate></item><item><title>grrriloveyou:

thespookyastabater:

a kiss makes ur day but anal sex makes your hole weak 

WHY.
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://thespookyastabater.tumblr.com/post/33503076911/a-kiss-makes-ur-day-but-anal-sex-makes-your-hole"&gt;thespookyastabater&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;a kiss makes ur day but anal sex makes your hole weak &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;WHY.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://epicmario.tumblr.com/post/40746298490</link><guid>http://epicmario.tumblr.com/post/40746298490</guid><pubDate>Wed, 16 Jan 2013 21:53:14 -0800</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/ecccceebe97e771b81af4e351cccac67/tumblr_mezfmxRXnL1r3mpmio1_500.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/1d378e976c158d5aa7c8968fd54bba69/tumblr_mezfmxRXnL1r3mpmio2_500.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/8aa256d12f1969fd59ef023b9e51eae6/tumblr_mezfmxRXnL1r3mpmio3_500.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/7f2ff07ad3bf42b8937db88b11c87994/tumblr_mezfmxRXnL1r3mpmio4_500.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://epicmario.tumblr.com/post/40746240755</link><guid>http://epicmario.tumblr.com/post/40746240755</guid><pubDate>Wed, 16 Jan 2013 21:52:10 -0800</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m9az21MNa81qa1iiqo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://epicmario.tumblr.com/post/40746158025</link><guid>http://epicmario.tumblr.com/post/40746158025</guid><pubDate>Wed, 16 Jan 2013 21:50:41 -0800</pubDate></item><item><title>
Last Words
Ted Bundy - “I’d like you to give my love to my...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m95293hEUW1rahy0ro1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Last Words&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;ul&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Ted Bundy&lt;/strong&gt; - &lt;em&gt;“I’d like you to give my love to my family and friends.”&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;/ul&gt;&lt;ul&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Aileen Wuornos - &lt;/strong&gt;&lt;em&gt;“I’d just like to say I’m sailing with the rock, and I’ll be back like Independence Day, with Jesus June 6. Like the movie, big mother ship and all, I’ll be back.”&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;/ul&gt;&lt;ul&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;strong&gt;John Wayne Gacy -&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;em&gt;“Kiss my ass.”&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;/ul&gt;&lt;ul&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Carl Panzram - &lt;/strong&gt;&lt;em&gt;“Hurry up, you Hoosier bastard, I could kill ten men while you’re fooling around!”&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;/ul&gt;&lt;ul&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Jeffrey Dahmer - &lt;/strong&gt;&lt;em&gt;“I don’t care if I live or die. Go ahead and kill me.”&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;/ul&gt;&lt;ul&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Peter Kurten - &lt;/strong&gt;“Tell me, after my head has been chopped off, will I still be able to hear, at least for a moment, the sound of my own blood gushing from the stump of my neck? That would be a pleasure to end all pleasures.” &lt;/em&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;/ul&gt;&lt;ul&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;strong&gt;James French - &lt;/strong&gt;&lt;em&gt;“Hey fellas! How about this for a headline for tomorrow’s paper? ‘French fries’!”&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;/ul&gt;&lt;ul&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;strong&gt; Sean Flannagan &lt;/strong&gt;- “&lt;em&gt;I love you.&lt;/em&gt;” (spoken to the executioner)&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;/ul&gt;&lt;ul&gt;&lt;li&gt; &lt;strong&gt;Robert Drew&lt;/strong&gt; -&lt;em&gt; “Remember, the death penalty is murder.”&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;/ul&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://epicmario.tumblr.com/post/40746126682</link><guid>http://epicmario.tumblr.com/post/40746126682</guid><pubDate>Wed, 16 Jan 2013 21:50:07 -0800</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m0clmtbYw11qclqboo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://epicmario.tumblr.com/post/40745778732</link><guid>http://epicmario.tumblr.com/post/40745778732</guid><pubDate>Wed, 16 Jan 2013 21:43:54 -0800</pubDate></item><item><title>justgethigh:

Pink Floyd Dark Side of the Moon...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lwig6m9Hhk1qgocy3o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://justgethigh.com/post/16702289834/pink-floyd-dark-side-of-the-moon-bowl" class="tumblr_blog"&gt;justgethigh&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;Pink Floyd Dark Side of the Moon bowl.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://justgethigh.com"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;justgethigh.com&lt;/strong&gt; - click here for thousands of marijuana pictures, GIFs, news articles, videos, &amp; more.&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://epicmario.tumblr.com/post/39027666643</link><guid>http://epicmario.tumblr.com/post/39027666643</guid><pubDate>Fri, 28 Dec 2012 00:45:07 -0800</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m9groeiWh91r9evc3o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://epicmario.tumblr.com/post/38584680726</link><guid>http://epicmario.tumblr.com/post/38584680726</guid><pubDate>Sat, 22 Dec 2012 16:40:58 -0800</pubDate></item><item><title>memehunter:

If you look really...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/cb4a8479723413df4a11d2ad9ab6ca66/tumblr_mfgjy0CuPv1romq0yo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://memehunter.tumblr.com/post/38583751772/if-you-look-really-closely" class="tumblr_blog"&gt;memehunter&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;If you look really closely….&lt;br/&gt;&lt;a href="http://memehunter.tumblr.com"&gt;&lt;span style="color: #0000cd;"&gt;&lt;a href="http://memehunter.tumblr.com"&gt;&lt;a href="http://memehunter.tumblr.com"&gt;http://memehunter.tumblr.com&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://epicmario.tumblr.com/post/38584653460</link><guid>http://epicmario.tumblr.com/post/38584653460</guid><pubDate>Sat, 22 Dec 2012 16:40:35 -0800</pubDate></item><item><title>Snoop Lion is not smoking weed any more</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/0e3506917e111b55e53e1ae0b11c9429/tumblr_mf3ojmDUdY1rocu47o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Snoop Lion is not smoking weed any more&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://epicmario.tumblr.com/post/38026252484</link><guid>http://epicmario.tumblr.com/post/38026252484</guid><pubDate>Sat, 15 Dec 2012 17:38:10 -0800</pubDate></item><item><title>Isn’t this basically everyone? Hahahahah</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/fe72d29e6f03ba59dc78b31d06c43502/tumblr_mf0b21wQ7s1rocu47o1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Isn’t this basically everyone? Hahahahah&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://epicmario.tumblr.com/post/37892791000</link><guid>http://epicmario.tumblr.com/post/37892791000</guid><pubDate>Thu, 13 Dec 2012 21:54:00 -0800</pubDate></item><item><title>Group Assigments</title><description>Person: I have an idea&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
Me: So did Hitler</description><link>http://epicmario.tumblr.com/post/37701168224</link><guid>http://epicmario.tumblr.com/post/37701168224</guid><pubDate>Mon, 10 Dec 2012 22:52:49 -0800</pubDate></item><item><title>memehunter:

I GOT A WALMART!http://memehunter.tumblr.com</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mefm2v1ZeA1romq0yo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://memehunter.tumblr.com/post/37079441889/i-got-a-walmart-http-memehunter-tumblr-com" class="tumblr_blog"&gt;memehunter&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;I GOT A WALMART!&lt;br/&gt;&lt;a href="http://memehunter.tumblr.com"&gt;&lt;span style="color: #0000cd;"&gt;&lt;a href="http://memehunter.tumblr.com"&gt;&lt;a href="http://memehunter.tumblr.com"&gt;http://memehunter.tumblr.com&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://epicmario.tumblr.com/post/37098510236</link><guid>http://epicmario.tumblr.com/post/37098510236</guid><pubDate>Sun, 02 Dec 2012 22:33:01 -0800</pubDate></item></channel></rss>
